If you haven’t seen this movie… watch this movie.
Favourite.Movie.Ever.
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- Me: I want to lose weight
- Me: I want to be thin
- Me: I want to be skinny
- Me: *sees Mcdonalds*
- Me: yolo
A 9 year old boy - who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad’s used auto part store - is about to have the best day of his life.
this is the best thing i’ll likely watch all week long
(uh don’t be around other people if you cry when strangers do nice things for each other)
Oh, god, sobbing.
brb, need to mop up my tears
omg
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At school...
- Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
- Me: Why is that person staring at me.
- Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
- Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
- Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
- Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
- Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.
- Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
- Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
- Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
- Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
- Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
